silly bands ///

Apparently this is the new cool thing among kids. 

Here's a little blurb from their website:

"Kids everywhere are going wild over Silly Bandz!! These colorful Animal Rubber Bands (Silly Bandz) are made of silicone and die molded in many different fun shapes. These rubber bands return to their original shape when you take them off the item they're holding (or off of your wrist). Pick from Zoo Animals, Pets, Fun Shapes, Sea Creatures, Dinosaurs, and our newest Holiday Pack! Comes in a pack of 24 assorted colors and shapes, Collect them, Wear them, or Trade them with friends. Great stocking stuffers for kids!"

Is this really what shit has come to? Paying money for rubber bands that are shaped like fucking 
TURTLES!? 

When I was a kid I played with GI Joe. That at least makes sense, right? Be an adventuring badass with a scar on his face or...be a rubber band animal?

I know one thing for sure, my son will not be playing with fucking rubber bands unless he is using them to launch something across the classroom at the douchebag kid playing with SILLY BANDZ. 

-WT