lost /// suckers

There are those who've spent hours...no, days on constructing various theories, putting them to word or movie on countless fan sites only to find that it was all a giant waste of time. The only final answer is whatever the writers decide. Everything else is noise.

You should have just sat back and enjoyed it. Don't tell me you didn't learn anything from this show.

nah nah, nah-nah nah.

-JW

Conspiracy Theory # 2 /// Computer Composer

This a-hole inventor programed a computer to compose classical music on its own using algorithms and...never mind...i don't really understand this techno stuff.

A computer program is writing great, original works of classical music. Will human composers soon be obsolete?

Crap!!

I've had mixed feeling over electronic music, but this goes too far. You will read this and think "oh, isn't that cute and interesting," but seriously this could have a major effect on the lives of professional song writers.

Think about it. If this program can make classical music, think of what it could do with pop songs or punk or blues or any music form based off of a relatively simple systematic structure. This man just might kill art.

-JW

Conspiracy Theory 1 /// Pandora

I understand that the whole idea of pandora is there are no asshole dj's, tastemakers, or pay per play deals to interfere with the music selection. The song selection is supposed to be random as all hell, right?

So, I select the "alternative/ indie rock" station from time to time. Once, I heard 4 Arctic Monkey songs within an hour. More recently, it played 5 death cab songs within an hour and 1/2. It seems to me that groups of songs at any given time period seems to go together. (sometimes you hear a lot of 90's, a lot of electro, etc.)

My conspiracy theory is that pandora either uses dj's, or more likely dj databases. That is to say, for a time period they will pull songs from collection A, then switch to collection B and so forth. All i know is that some where in there, some one has a huge hard-on for Arctic Monkeys.

discover new music my ass

-JW