Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Jason Statham /// only kind of a d-bag


Jason Statham is sort of a pseudo-hero for me.
(pseudo means "fake," not "kind of," btw, but here i think both meanings apply)

More specifically, hollywood has been slightly heroic in featuring a
bald/ balding male lead in big budget hollywood shit films.
And he usually bangs the hot chicks as well.

I know there is still the whole stereotyped, action man hero saving
the helpless female who is reduced to 2-dimensional character traits,
(3 if you include tits) but this is big hollywood we are talking about.
Baby steps are encouraging.

I want to see a movie where Meryl Streep saves and then bangs Jason Alexander

BALD POWER!

-JW

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