My wife and son and I just moved out of the city and onto a small farm in the country.
It's so nice. The hustling and retardation that are involved with living in the middle of a "scene" are WAY FUCKING OVER RATED AND NOT WORTH IT. I'd much rather live on a peaceful farm and not have a heart attack than know who's fucking who at the local douche ass pizza joint.
Word to the wise for you hipster dicks - stop jerking each other off and go buy some land. Then you can take shitty Lomography pictures of cows and shit instead of your fat girlfriend.