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Marco Rubio (FL) might be the sexiest 2010 senatorial candidate, but Sharron Angle (NV) certainly is a close second (GILF!!!!). Unfortunately, those on the professional left are digging deep into her past in order to tarnish her image. I ask, "haven't the coffee stains tarnished it enough?" Apparently not. A rumor has surfaced this week about her opposition to black jerseys 20 years ago. Reportedly, Angle and cohorts opposed a local high school football team's switch to black jerseys referring to the color black as 'thoroughly evil'. Angle claimed "no recollection of the controversy or any position she may have taken." I have a sick feeling that her denial of these rumors might adversely effect her electability despite her miles of smiles and strict adherence to constitutional principles.
Take a stand, Angle!
Have some stones!
Admit your opposition to black.
We all know that black is an evil color worn by priests, businessmen, and Metallica.
I yield that you may have gone a little overboard by calling the color black 'thoroughly evil'.
In the future, for your guide to "all things evil", I suggest this:
Marco Rubio (FL) might be the sexiest 2010 senatorial candidate, but Sharron Angle (NV) certainly is a close second (GILF!!!!). Unfortunately, those on the professional left are digging deep into her past in order to tarnish her image. I ask, "haven't the coffee stains tarnished it enough?" Apparently not. A rumor has surfaced this week about her opposition to black jerseys 20 years ago. Reportedly, Angle and cohorts opposed a local high school football team's switch to black jerseys referring to the color black as 'thoroughly evil'. Angle claimed "no recollection of the controversy or any position she may have taken." I have a sick feeling that her denial of these rumors might adversely effect her electability despite her miles of smiles and strict adherence to constitutional principles.
Take a stand, Angle!
Have some stones!
Admit your opposition to black.
We all know that black is an evil color worn by priests, businessmen, and Metallica.
I yield that you may have gone a little overboard by calling the color black 'thoroughly evil'.
In the future, for your guide to "all things evil", I suggest this:
Eviller
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