The ennui of summer is officially here. Across the nation, barely pubescent boys with screen names like "xXxHardcoreWankerxXx" & "xXxPen15ShredderxXx" have locked themselves in their parents' study to record themselves singing bad hardcore screamo songs.
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The kid with the tank takes the cake. He has it all. The Justin Bieber hair. The killer pipes. And one-man band air instrument skillzzzz!
What did I learn from all of this?
Attack Attack! is right. I am better off dead.