destitute ///

I got a friend request from this band on Myspace and just wanted to share with you how bad they are.

They call themselves DESTITUTE (ooh, punk as fux, right?) and dress in bondage pants and wear eyeliner and make sad faces and shit.

They have punk names like ALI, VIOLET, and JAZZ (fresh prince?)

Their song titles are things like "I DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE" and "DEAD TO ME".

DESTITUTE is such a punk band that they have PROMO PICTURES! 

If you REALLY ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE with their punk rock, you can put a banner on your Myspace page. Fuck putting a patch on your vest or jacket. Real punks use banner ads:

This band wants you to know what they're all about, you know? Just in case you didn't get the point, here is their little bio from their page:

"we are not just a "girl band".
we are just people that enjoy sex,
drugs and rocknroll like everyone else.
this world fucking sucks sometimes and
we are here to play music to get through it.
we hope that you enjoy our band for the music,
not because of our genitalia."

You ever seen a plaid vagina?

Wanna?

-WT