Tuesday, March 23, 2010

dusk tiger ///

This thing is just retarded. Anyone seen it? I think it's been out for a little while, but Gibson has this guitar called a DUSK TIGER (ooo, boner, right?) and it's supposedly the "NEXT STEP IN TECHNOLOGY" or some such bullshit. 

My deal? IT'S A FUCKIN' GUITAR! This is the most ultimate display of dick waggery I've seen in a whiiile. I bet Puddle Of Mudd will have these things. Linkin Park. All those cunts.

It supposedly has a computer built into. WHAT!? That's what I say. Who needs a fucking computer in their GUITAR? 

I blame this on smartphones and Steve Jobs. 

Seriously? Somebody fuckin' give me a dick to suck because I can't handle this shit.


1 comment:

  1. but, the tiger lets me know that the guitar is totally badass...